Here is January's statistical run down:
- Total Miles: 36 (nine runs)
- Highest Weekly: 18 miles
- Average Weekly: 9.6 miles
- Average Pace: 10:02 per mile
- Longest/Fastest Run: 6 miles, 9:48 pace
Wherein you get the idea without the long explanation.
A few of you responded to my sweet poetry with your own admonishable verse, but Jess's terse prose really hit me where it hurt. "Quit making up sicknesses as excuses for flooding the interweb with your bad verse!"
Answer: Shall I compare thee to a Florida retirement community? Thou art more pregnant and aught-tempered.
TFH's response to my haiku had a musical quality that read like free verse: "I'm sympathetic, but really, all I want to do right now is go wash my hands very, very thoroughly."
Answer: With free verse, you get what you pay for.
And lest we forget the enjoyable things in life, Vanilla showed his overreaching ignorance: "I don't get haikus. What's so special about a poem that has 5-7-5 sylables? Most of them don't even rhyme. All good poetry rhymes."
Answer: Sure, his follow-up comment corrected the spelling mistake. But we don't believe in revisionist history here at Team BHI.
Happy Hour is nearly upon us! Run headlong toward the weekend and into the closest pub. Run well and drink well, teammates. Cheers!