When the proprietor gave me the hat Friday night, I immediately tried it on. Boy howdy, I felt like Cinderella! A perfect fit.
So, I guess I'm endorsing Jameson now. It's a fine Irish. It's my standby shooter. Goes down smooth. Sufficiently warms the cockles. I like it. I drink it. So should you. Jameson is a beverage for all seasons.
Needless to say, my services clearly deserve a sponsorship. I'll need a singlet and some shorts and shoes every six months and all my race fees covered. My lack of speed should be of great interest! Where else might you get fours hours of advertising with a potential audience of 100,000?
And all in all, I'm not terrible to look at -- for a
My friends, I need your help. Consider this a call to arms. Join the Drunkard Action Committee! Write your congress-person or something. Go picket the Jameson distillery. Think globally, drink locally! We can make this happen! Yes, we can!
Losing Weight Is Easy
All I had to do this weekend to lose five pounds was go for an 18-mile run (with my new Jameson running hat!) on Saturday. At 3 p.m. With a temperature of 87 degrees. And a "high" UV index rating. At least the humidity wasn't terrible, a mere 48 percent. That lost weight really came in handy during the Chin Up Challenge.