Thursday, September 2, 2010

The 700 Club

Pat Robertson does not care for my borrowing of his TV show's name for this post. I'm awaiting the cease and desist order.

Meanwhile my yearly mileage has landed squarely on 700, and I just couldn't resist. One more mile last night as planned would have ruined this whole post, which is why I mistakenly cut my run short because I thought I was at the turnaround point. Turns out I turned around a half mile too soon.

I feel like I should segue into Creationism or a discussion about the Rapture, but I just can't seem to get there from here. So I'll end with this: Run well and Drink well and you won't go to Hell.

Or maybe you will. I don't know. Hocus Pocus! Alakazam! Amen! And Awomen!

9 comments:

Nitmos said...

I'll pray for you.

(P.S. I think it is posts like this that caused hurricane Katrina. Thanks a lot.)

Jess said...

Ha! I'm sure Robertson's minions are already breaking down your door for such theivery!

B.o.B. said...

LOL! This post didn't really make a lot of sense to me, but I sure did enjoy it. Hm. Wonder what that says about me?

The Sean said...

A random genius is the only kind for my mind...

Andrew Opala said...

I echo Nitmos - as soon as I opened your blog i found a bunch of bent forks in my kitchen drawer.

I've asked the archdiocese to send an exorcist.

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Spike said...

Honestly, God is going to get you for this. You'll end up in Hell having to run wearing memory-foam running shoes with 8 inch heel padding.

Or something like that.

barefootjosh said...

Viper - wait, VIPER? Dude, you're totally the snake in the Garden of Eden, aka, Satan! Awesome! Patty will be doubly pissed!

And yeah, Nitmos is right. You and teh gay.

Off topic, but there's a town to the north of me called Eden. I always figured that would be a great place for a cannabinoid grow-op.

Jess said...

Bahaha! This post made me smile. Nice job on getting to 700 for the year!

Jamoosh said...

Pat Robertson is still alive? I need to stop getting my current events from Chelsea Lately...