Remember those advertisements that used to grace these pages? Did you notice they disappeared this week? Yeah, Google AdSense got mad at me and revoked my account because I may or may not have been clicking on my own ads through my smartphone. I guess they noticed a peculiar spike in traffic over the last month. So much for that get-rich-quick plan.
Well, it looks a little cleaner anyway. And so I've gone ahead and changed the layout too. It's like a makeover up in this piece. Hope you like it. If not, too bad.
It's a shame that I won't be making any money off you guys anymore. I was so close to a payment that I tried to hurry things along. I suppose, then, it was karma acting fast when I got a call from my bank regarding some attempted fraud on my debit card.
I spent the morning filing a police report just in case it happens again. No money was stolen this time, but you can't be too safe. Although, now I'm paranoid that I shouldn't have given the reporting officer my Social Security Number. What if they're in on the conspiracy?!
And so it goes, just another day in the life.
This weekend is Founders' Day. As some of you know, my house is just down the block from Dr. Bob's house. I'll be toasting our sober visitors discreetly from my front porch and yelling at motorcyclists who try to block my driveway. Should be fun!
Happy Hour is nearly upon us, teammates! Have a finely brewed weekend. Run well and drink well. Cheers!