March is done. Here is the statistical run-down:
- Total Miles: 57 miles (10 runs, one race)
- Highest Weekly: 22 miles
- Average Weekly: 11.6 miles
- Average Pace: 9:26 per mile
- Longest/Fastest Run: 9.3 miles, 8:37 pace
- The Monthly Dif: +1 mile (56 miles in February)
Don't forget to do something wildly inappropriate to someone today and mask it as an April Fool's prank. Cheers.
9 comments:
Aren't all rules just made up at the last minute to accomodate changing needs or decisions?
Well if not, then tell yourself that and you'll feel better.
This isn't your April Fools rule?
Nice stats, Viper!
I'm thinking of heading over to New Jersey, going to GQH's library and logging on to some innappropriate sites, finally blaming it all on him.
Decent April Fools?
I'm going to log onto everyone elses computer in the office using the wrong password 3 times so that they get locked out.
Inappropriate prank? Like claiming there are 4,009,435 reasons Michigan sucks? Ha, ha, good one!
if you can pull it off, the moving a coworkers car and making a fake repo letter is an instant classic--even if some people never forgive you.
What about the drinking stats??? Aren't you missing this one? We need to keep the track of your drinking progress.
Just keep focusing that cranky ire and you'll do fine. Especially with today's weather which is supposed to be 64 F. Lucky bastard.
Man, I hate haiku.
You started it. It's all your fault. ;)
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