I don't care about your politics. I don't care if you're right wing or left wing, a fascist or a commie, a Bull Moose or a Whig -- or just some wish-washy independent with a decision-making disorder. I don't care about your views and I don't want to hear about them.
But I do want you to vote for your cockamamie ideals. Tomorrow is Election Day, in case you've been too drunk to notice all the advertisements.
The "experts" are calling for record turnout tomorrow. I'm hoping they're wrong. I'm hoping most people voted early so that I can get close parking, preferably a handicapped space. Of course, it might be helpful to consider Marcy's idea on Election Day and run to vote.
Although most people are happy that this two-year campaign is finally about to end so they won't have to watch anymore political advertisements, I'm sad that all this is almost over. The best part of the 2008 elections has been the resurgence of Saturday Night Live and its political satire.
Now, go perform your civic duty -- hang some chads, fill in some bubbles or touch some electronic voting screens. Just remember that your presidential vote won't actually count.