Monday, December 2, 2013

Goose Egg

Shit! Who let November slip by without a run? Oh, that's right. I did.

Fitness and I are on the outs. It's a sad state of affairs. Oh, sure, there were a few walks for a total of 18 miles, but nothing since Nov. 18. (Hey, 18 and 18 — symmetry!)

Behold! I am Sloth Man. See me just sit here, actually.

On the plus side, I managed to play my fiddle more in November than I had in any month since April. But of course, if you cared about that, you'd be reading my other blog.

It seems pointless to list these stats, but in the name of full disclosure and maybe to self-shame, here is last month's statistical rundown:
  • Total Miles: 0 miles (0 runs)
  • Total Time: 0 hours
  • Highest Weekly: 0 miles
  • Average Weekly: 0 miles
  • Average Pace: 00:00/mile
  • The Monthly Dif: -11 (11 miles in October)
BONUS STATS!
  • Walking: 18.01 miles (9 walks)
So, maybe I'll run in December. Possibly? Maybe not. Maybe it's time to just call it: My 2013 running season is over. Good riddance, right? The good news is now I can get started on my obligatory "year in review" post!

6 comments:

Jess said...

Or...you could always take up RW's streak challenge to run every day up until Christmas!

Some months are like that. I had a bummer of a Novemeber too and only logged 98 miles...Geez, I'm sorry, but I can't even TRY to not be awesome. :)

Xenia said...

The last three years have been crap for running for me, but I've been making a comeback in the last few months...which I've neglected to blog about. Huh. Anyway, we're both in the 120s for yearly mileage at the moment. My goal is to reach 150 for the year. Care to join me in this or are you too busy feeding your pie-hole?

Carolina John said...

hahaha, I think Jess just won thanksgiving.

You call it sloth, I call it recovery. great minds still think alike!

Jamoosh said...

A) Run a mile in December = 100% improvement

B) Call it a non-running streak!

Al's CL Reviews said...

If you wore shoes to run, you could say the dog ate them.

One Crazy Penguin said...

Bahaha, I'm with Jamoosh. Make it a streak!

And not the end of 2013 review! Ugh, I hate those with a passion. Go review by yourself in a corner about how you ran 1000+ miles this year. Show offs!