Royal Virility Performance joins the likes of Tactical Nuclear Penguin and Sink the Bismark, two of the strongest beers in the world.
This limited release beer by the U.K.-based brewery boasts a somewhat modest 7.5 percent ABV, compared to, say, the 41 percent of Sink the Bismark. However, to stiffen you up a bit, the new brew also contains herbal Viagra, along with aphrodisiacs like chocolate and goat weed.
Now, when you're in the mood to full-tilt tipple, there's a beverage that won't hamper your hanky-panky. Beware that your erection may outlast your buzz. If one or the other lasts more than four hours, why, keep going.
BrewDog created Royal Virility Performance, of course, in honor Kate Middleton's recent marriage to Bill Windsor last week. Unfortunately, the beer is only available in the United Kingdom. Xenia may have to act as your distributor.
3 comments:
I return to England on Saturday. Perhaps I could make a tidy profit from this distribution business. Hmmm...
That does sound quite interesting. Funny stuff! I'm sure the Enthusiast approves.
There must be some kind of upper limit in alcohol percentage when beer is no longer beer and becomes something else. 41%! You have to distill stuff to get that percentage - yeast just can't do it.
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