Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Oh, Perfect

Just when I thought it couldn't get any awesomer, it doesn't. Nope, the awesomeness has not increased whatsoever. In fact, the International Standard Awesome Quotient has declined in the last 24 hours in light of a recently discovered cold that must have been contracted from some son of a bitch over the weekend.

My nose is a leaky faucet, yet I can't blow it to clear my sinuses. No, of course not. I feel like I feel OK enough, but I'm drowsy and feel heavy. My hands feel swelled and hot, like little brown sausages lying in the sand.

Thankfully, we all know the secret to beating bodily infections: running and whiskey. The Enthusiast is scheduled to run three miles tonight, and there's Tellamore Dew in the cabinet. Can you see the plan forming?

7 comments:

The Sean said...

right, you can feel better or feel nothing at all... have one for me.

misszippy said...

Perfect solution!

Paul said...

misszippy, is that a pun?

Poison the suckers!

Jamoosh said...

Brilliance! More proof the medical profession doesn't know jack!

B.o.B. said...

Hope you feel better soon. And can I catch this through the blog!??!

Robin said...

A little Jameson and hot tea or coffee is amazing for a cold - and the best night sleep!

Al's CL Reviews said...

Sounds nice!